Was elvis abducted or adopted by rockin roll lovin aliens?

He was abducted, but they didn't do it for love of his music, they did it out of kindness to us so we wouldn't have to put up with that over weight, over rated jumped up, pot bellied pig of fashion disaster that somehow managed to sell a few records by doing only what can be described as an epileptic fit on stage! What a c*nt!